Full Moon…
S: What should I take a picture of today?
R: You can take a picture of my ass.
S: You want me to post a picture of your ass on my blog?
R: Why not? Who looks at your blog anyway?
S: This is true.
R: I only need to worry about things like that if I run for office.
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Because I said so…
S: “Do not use [Purell] in the eyes.”
R: Aww…why not?
Rob Thomas: It burned like GASOLINE…
S: THAT’S WHY.
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What are you saying?
R: Hey, you actually got a K.O. on that one!
S: I did? Hmm. It was “cheap” and “special” whatever it was.
R: Yeah…that sounds like you.
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Who needs sleep?
R: I suppose we should probably go to bed.
S: What? Just because it’s almost 4:00?
R: Ehh…yeah…
S: I’m not even tired.
R: I’m hungry.
S: Let’s just stay up ALL DAY.
R: Might as well.
…sngzzztgtzzzgt…
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That’s a load of…
R: The average elephant produces 50 pounds of dung each day.
S: That’s a lot of dung. Holy crap!
R: I don’t know how holy it is, but…
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