Dear WordPress,
I would appreciate it if you would not take it upon yourself to go ahead and change my default settings on things. If I want things that way—I will change them to that myself. Please and thank you.
Hate you so much,
Me
In other news, last night, for the first time in probably two months or more, I slept through the night. In the way that I sleep through the night. Which is to say that I woke up probably four times that I remember, but I went back to sleep each time instead of sleeping for three hours and then staying WIDE AWAKE until Bob’s alarm goes off.
Chalk one up in the victory column.
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