{"id":31,"date":"2024-05-07T00:48:36","date_gmt":"2024-05-07T05:48:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/basil\/?p=31"},"modified":"2024-10-15T23:30:38","modified_gmt":"2024-10-16T04:30:38","slug":"basil-vs-middle-age","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/gremlintalk\/2024\/05\/07\/basil-vs-middle-age\/","title":{"rendered":"Basil vs Middle Age&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Basil:<\/b> Hey.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> The hell have you been?<\/p>\n<p><b>Basil:<\/b> Working.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> On what?<\/p>\n<p><b>Basil:<\/b> You should listen to this song.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> Why?<\/p>\n<p><b>Basil:<\/b> Because you should listen to it.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> I&#8217;ve heard that song a few hundred times.<\/p>\n<p><b>Basil:<\/b> But it&#8217;s been awhile.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> But why now?<\/p>\n<p><b>Basil:<\/b> Trust me.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> Never.<\/p>\n<p><b>Basil:<\/b> Just listen.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> &#8230; &#8230; &#8230; JFC what am I supposed to do with this?<\/p>\n<p><b>Basil:<\/b> You&#8217;re welcome.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> No. What am I supposed to do with this?<\/p>\n<p><b>Basil:<\/b> Alright, I&#8217;m out.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> Get back here and tell me what I&#8217;m supposed to do with this.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UdkbV5uVMpY?si=q3UZLlOhstgzi8Om\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/UdkbV5uVMpY?si=q3UZLlOhstgzi8Om\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"So Called Perfect Life by Nine Days\" rel=\"noopener\">So Called Perfect Life<\/a> by Nine Days)<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<table style=\"width:375px;border:1px solid #cccccc;vertical-align:middle;\">\n<tr>\n<td col style=\"width:60px;border:1px solid #cccccc;vertical-align:middle;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/media\/graphics\/headphones50.png\" title=\"now playing...\" alt=\"[headphones]\"><\/td>\n<td col style=\"width:315px;border:1px solid #cccccc;vertical-align:middle;\">So Called Perfect Life<br \/>\nNine Days<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Basil: Hey. Me: The hell have you been? Basil: Working. Me: On what? Basil: You should listen to this song. Me: Why? Basil: Because you should listen to it. Me: I&#8217;ve heard that song a few hundred times. Basil: But it&#8217;s been awhile. Me: But why now? 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