{"id":1383,"date":"2012-01-17T05:05:59","date_gmt":"2012-01-17T11:05:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/?p=1383"},"modified":"2023-10-13T22:32:19","modified_gmt":"2023-10-14T03:32:19","slug":"and-i-didnt-even-get-flowers-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/blog\/2012\/01\/17\/and-i-didnt-even-get-flowers-first\/","title":{"rendered":"And I didn&#8217;t even get flowers first&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back in September I got a letter from Walgreens telling me that starting January 1, 2012 they would no longer be able to fill prescriptions under the Express Scripts\/Federated Insurance plan.  It was a very&#8230;diplomatic&#8230;way of saying, &#8220;We&#8217;re terribly sorry that we care so much more about your health than your insurance company does.  But we needed to tell you the truth.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There was never a single notification from the insurance company about this change.<\/p>\n<p>Bob took the letter to work to tell them, &#8220;Hey this shitty insurance fucking sucks!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Or at least, that&#8217;s what I <i><b>WANTED<\/i><\/b> him to say.  He probably worded it more like, &#8220;Hey, my wife got this letter and we&#8217;re probably not the only ones.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After an exchange between work people and insurance people (who claimed this was the first they&#8217;d heard of it) we were told the two parties were actually in contract negotiations and it would more than likely be resolved by the end of the year.<\/p>\n<p>Fast forward to January.<\/p>\n<p>I called in a prescription for refill.  I went to pick it up.  The clerk asked to see my insurance card and then had to go talk to somebody else.  He came back and said, &#8220;We don&#8217;t take Express Scripts anymore.&#8221;  I had to pay retail price.  Fortunately it was fairly cheap as far as drugs go, but it was still bullshit.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just glad I don&#8217;t currently have an active prescription for Topamax that cost $200-some a month.  If I still had five prescriptions to fill at one time, I would have had a complete mental breakdown in the middle of the pharmacy.<\/p>\n<p>The same day in the mail, I got another letter from Walgreens.  It was another, &#8220;We&#8217;re sorry we love you more than your shitty insurance does.  Here&#8217;s a list of possible replacement pharmacies in the area.  We&#8217;ll help you transition to somebody your shitty insurance will allow you to use.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bob&#8217;s taking the news to work.  And I&#8217;m requesting a list of pharmacies our insurance will &#8220;allow&#8221; me to use.  Because I might only have one fairly cheap prescription to fill right now, but I don&#8217;t see that always being the case.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure the next change our insurance makes they&#8217;re going to tell me I can&#8217;t see the doctors I want to see. They already don&#8217;t cover my psychiatrist.<\/p>\n<p>Denying access to pharmacies (one of the biggest&#8230;<i>the<\/i> biggest?&#8230;in the country) falls right in the same vein as controlling which doctors you see.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s bullshit.<\/p>\n<p>Complete bullshit.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in September I got a letter from Walgreens telling me that starting January 1, 2012 they would no longer be able to fill prescriptions under the Express Scripts\/Federated Insurance plan. It was a very&#8230;diplomatic&#8230;way of saying, &#8220;We&#8217;re terribly sorry that we care so much more about your health than your insurance company does. But we needed to tell you the truth.&#8221; There was never a single notification from the insurance company about this change&#8230;. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/blog\/2012\/01\/17\/and-i-didnt-even-get-flowers-first\/\" class=\"readmore\">Keep reading&#8230;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">And I didn&#8217;t even get flowers first&#8230;<\/span><span class=\"fa fa-angle-double-right\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,52,25,51,81],"tags":[225],"class_list":["post-1383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-because-i-am-a-fucking-adult","category-haphazard-tirades","category-health","category-im-about-to-start-hucking-rocks-at-people","category-scars-souvenirs","tag-225","content-layout-excerpt-thumb"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1383"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8964,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383\/revisions\/8964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}