{"id":2035,"date":"2012-10-11T16:39:19","date_gmt":"2012-10-11T21:39:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/?p=2035"},"modified":"2023-10-13T22:25:38","modified_gmt":"2023-10-14T03:25:38","slug":"fml","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/blog\/2012\/10\/11\/fml\/","title":{"rendered":"FML&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Slept about two hours last night. Calling it a victory because I haven&#8217;t been able to stay in bed to sleep at night for over a week now.<\/p>\n<p>About 3AM, I was perusing the intarwebz when my computer screen went black.<\/p>\n<p>And there it sat.<\/p>\n<p>I had to do a hard shut down and restart (it wanted Safe Mode) and it took 3 tries restarting to get it functional again.<\/p>\n<p>Things seemed to be running fine.  Then I tried opening a game.  Brown, wonky screen and a loud buzzing noise as it locked up in the middle of playing music.  It sat for a few minutes, shut itself down and restarted.  Again, wanting Safe Mode.<\/p>\n<p>Shut down, restart.<\/p>\n<p>I started copying some crucial files to my external hard drive.  Then made the mistake of opening Firefox to pass the time while files copied.<\/p>\n<p>BLACK SCREEN.<\/p>\n<p>The light on the external HD kept flashing as though it was still copying files, but I had no idea if such was the case because my computer was just sitting there with a black screen.  I let it sit for a long time, seeing if anything would happen and eventually did another hard shut down.<\/p>\n<p>I started it up in Safe Mode and copied a considerable amount of crucial files to my external HD.  Things copied much faster in SM than they did in normal mode.  Bonus there I suppose.<\/p>\n<p>It sat running in Safe Mode until Bob came into the loft after getting ready for work.  I regaled him with my woes, he told me everything would be okay.  And after I copied most of the files I wanted to, I restarted into normal mode and got <i><b><a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/b34578\" title=\"OH FUCK NO\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">THIS MESS<\/a><\/b><\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>The picture doesn&#8217;t really do it justice.  The colors were a lovely, muted pink and brown and the pinstripes were perfect.<\/p>\n<p>Bright sides.<\/p>\n<p>I can find them.<\/p>\n<p>Which brings back memories of <i><b><a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/dra39\" title=\"COLORS!\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">THIS<\/a><\/i><\/b> and <i><b><a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/np35o\" title=\"moar COLORS!\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">THIS<\/a><\/i><\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d post the pictures <i>here<\/i>, but I&#8217;m not running <i>my<\/i> computer and can&#8217;t remember how the hell to set up the FTP client.<\/p>\n<p>But those are the lovely screens I used to get with my old laptop when the graphics card died a slow and painful death.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure when the problem officially started.  It has been stuttering in iTunes for a few weeks.  Music is playing and it skips and sticks like a bad CD player or a scratched record.  My old computer did the same thing for a long time before its inevitable death.<\/p>\n<p>Last night I&#8217;d brought my computer downstairs to use while Bob played a game on the PS3 and as I was plugging it in, it slid <i>sloooooooowly<\/i> to the floor off the ottoman.  Barely a foot off the floor, but still fuckadamnduck it hit the floor with an ominous THUD.<\/p>\n<p>Then when I took it upstairs and put it back on my desk at bedtime, plugging it into the surge protector on the wall, the outlet snapped with a big blue spark.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>My computer may or may not be completely fucked.<\/p>\n<p>We should be able to salvage all the important stuff if it can&#8217;t be otherwise fixed, but I won&#8217;t know until Bob has time to sit down and look at it.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully tonight.<\/p>\n<p>I hope.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime I&#8217;m using this&#8230;<i>other<\/i> laptop that we have and while it&#8217;s functional, I hate it because it&#8217;s <i><b>NOT <U>MY<\/U> COMPUTER<\/i><\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m doing a fine job at feeling sorry for myself over it all.<\/p>\n<p>I installed iTunes on this thing and ripped one CD.  I&#8217;m sure you can guess who it is.<\/p>\n<p>Also, apparently this thing only has one speaker that only plays the left channel.  Because obviously.<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/b34afz\" title=\"Platyduck says WOE IS ME\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Platyduck pretty much says it all<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Slept about two hours last night. Calling it a victory because I haven&#8217;t been able to stay in bed to sleep at night for over a week now. About 3AM, I was perusing the intarwebz when my computer screen went black. And there it sat. I had to do a hard shut down and restart (it wanted Safe Mode) and it took 3 tries restarting to get it functional again. 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