{"id":5756,"date":"2020-06-30T18:47:31","date_gmt":"2020-06-30T23:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/?p=5756"},"modified":"2025-01-25T18:24:21","modified_gmt":"2025-01-26T00:24:21","slug":"run-for-cover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/blog\/2020\/06\/30\/run-for-cover\/","title":{"rendered":"Run for cover…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I thought the water pressure in the bathroom sinks was getting weirdly weak, but as it turns out, the aerators were just disgustingly caked with water deposits. So after a few rounds in the Ultrasonic Jewelry Cleaner<\/a><\/b><\/i> they’re like brand new. Or as new as a fourteen-year-old faucet can really be. Bob was particularly impressed by the results so we also ran the aerator from the downstairs bathroom and the head from the kitchen faucet a few rounds through the cleaner and now all our sinks have excellent water flow.<\/p>\n

We are adults.<\/p>\n

We are in…week fifteen…? of this Fiery Hellscape<\/i>.<\/p>\n

Time has no meaning anymore.<\/p>\n

But has it ever?<\/p>\n

It’s the end of June.<\/p>\n

July is next.<\/p>\n

This weather forecast can just Fuck.<\/i><\/b> Right.<\/i><\/b> Off.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

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Top 10 Most Played Artists for May 2020…<\/b><\/p>\n

1.)<\/b> Fall Out Boy …<\/b> 346 plays<\/p>\n

2.)<\/b> The Killers …<\/b> 311 plays<\/p>\n

3.)<\/b> The Young Veins …<\/b> 304 plays<\/p>\n

4.)<\/b> The Monkees …<\/b> 169 plays<\/p>\n

5.)<\/b> Panic! at the Disco …<\/b> 159 plays<\/p>\n

6.)<\/b> Nine Days …<\/b> 114 plays<\/p>\n

7.)<\/b> Splender …<\/b> 104 plays<\/p>\n

8.)<\/b> Matt Nathanson …<\/b> 100 plays<\/p>\n

9.)<\/b> Brandon Flowers …<\/b> 84 plays<\/p>\n

10.)<\/b> O.A.R. …<\/b> 64 plays<\/p>\n

Honorable mention:<\/b> Ingram Hill, Emerson Hart, Elton John, 2AM Club<\/p>\n

Total of 1,915<\/b> plays of 567<\/b> tracks from 73<\/b> albums by 18<\/b> artists.<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n\n\n
<\/td>\nRun For Cover
\nThe Killers<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I thought the water pressure in the bathroom sinks was getting weirdly weak, but as it turns out, the aerators were just disgustingly caked with water deposits. So after a few rounds in the Ultrasonic Jewelry Cleaner they’re like brand new. Or as new as a fourteen-year-old faucet can really be. Bob was particularly impressed by the results so we also ran the aerator from the downstairs bathroom and the head from the kitchen faucet… Keep reading…Run for cover…<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8577,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/media\/blog\/2020pics\/fucktheweather.png","fifu_image_alt":"Fuck right off with that forecast...","iawp_total_views":1,"footnotes":""},"categories":[51,135,209,105,58],"tags":[217],"class_list":["post-5756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-im-about-to-start-hucking-rocks-at-people","category-last-fm","category-life-in-a-global-pandemic","category-life-in-a-house","category-so-not-a-housewife","tag-217","content-layout-excerpt-thumb"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/media\/blog\/2020pics\/fucktheweather.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5756"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10240,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5756\/revisions\/10240"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}