{"id":6184,"date":"2021-11-30T20:21:30","date_gmt":"2021-12-01T02:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/?p=6184"},"modified":"2025-01-01T03:49:03","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T09:49:03","slug":"roll-down-the-smoke-screen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/blog\/2021\/11\/30\/roll-down-the-smoke-screen\/","title":{"rendered":"Roll down the smoke screen&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><b>Week 88&#8230;?&#8230;89&#8230;?&#8230;???<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p>Whatever it&#8217;s November 30th.<\/p>\n<p>We have two more days to get through this week and then we&#8217;re on vacation for ten days.  We were supposed to be on vacation the whole week of Thanksgiving, but the launch of <b><i><a href=\"https:\/\/na.finalfantasyxiv.com\/endwalker\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker\" rel=\"noopener\">Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker<\/a><\/i><\/b> got delayed by two weeks so here we are.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime it&#8217;s just listening to questionable playlists on repeat and indulging <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/basil\/\" title=\"Fucking BASIL...\">Basil<\/a><\/b> with all his latest <i>WHATIF<\/i>-ing.<\/p>\n<p>He seems to think eighty-five thousand words is a good time to make major plot changes.<\/p>\n<p>Because why not?<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/media\/blog\/2021pics\/wicked85000.png\" title=\"Eighty-five thousand words...\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Quit your <i><b>WHAT-If-ING<\/i><\/b> and go fetch the <i>Last.fm<\/i> stats.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><b>Top 10 Most Played Artists for October 2021&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>1.)<\/b> Darren Criss <b>&#8230;<\/b> 450 plays<\/p>\n<p><b>2.)<\/b> Brandon Flowers <b>&#8230;<\/b> 322 plays<\/p>\n<p><b>3.)<\/b> Billy Joel <b>&#8230;<\/b> 198 plays<\/p>\n<p><b>4.)<\/b> Toad the Wet Sprocket <b>&#8230;<\/b> 198 plays<\/p>\n<p><b>5.)<\/b> The Killers <b>&#8230;<\/b> 182 plays<\/p>\n<p><b>6.)<\/b> Matt Nathanson <b>&#8230;<\/b> 162 plays<\/p>\n<p><b>7.)<\/b> I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME <b>&#8230;<\/b> 154 plays<\/p>\n<p><b>8.)<\/b> Sara Bareilles <b>&#8230;<\/b> 150 plays<\/p>\n<p><b>9.)<\/b> Jimmy Stafford <b>&#8230;<\/b> 133 plays<\/p>\n<p><b>10.)<\/b> Splender <b>&#8230;<\/b> 130 plays<\/p>\n<p><b>Honorable mention:<\/b> The Young Veins, Tonic, The Fray, Panic! At the Disco, Gavin DeGraw, Nine Days, Ingram Hill, Parachute, 2AM Club, Gin Blossoms, O.A.R., Emerson Hart<\/p>\n<p>Total of <b>2,884<\/b> plays of <b>910<\/b> tracks from <b>105<\/b> albums by <b>23<\/b> artists.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<table style=\"width:375px;border:1px solid #cccccc;vertical-align:middle;\">\n<tr>\n<td col style=\"width:60px;border:1px solid #cccccc;vertical-align:middle;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/media\/graphics\/headphones50.png\" title=\"now playing...\"><\/td>\n<td col style=\"width:315px;border:1px solid #cccccc;vertical-align:middle;\">Sweet Talk<br \/>\nThe Killers<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Week 88&#8230;?&#8230;89&#8230;?&#8230;??? Whatever it&#8217;s November 30th. We have two more days to get through this week and then we&#8217;re on vacation for ten days. 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