{"id":822,"date":"2011-03-23T12:33:44","date_gmt":"2011-03-23T17:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/?p=822"},"modified":"2023-10-13T22:40:33","modified_gmt":"2023-10-14T03:40:33","slug":"oh-hai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/blog\/2011\/03\/23\/oh-hai\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh hai&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bob called me.<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/the-waiting-game\/\">They accepted our offer.<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>They want us to close May 16th.<\/p>\n<p>Holy.  Crap.<\/p>\n<p>So unless the world implodes between now and then&#8230;we&#8217;re going to be HOME OWNERS in less than TWO MONTHS.<\/p>\n<p>FLAIL.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bob called me. They accepted our offer. They want us to close May 16th. Holy. Crap. So unless the world implodes between now and then&#8230;we&#8217;re going to be HOME OWNERS in less than TWO MONTHS. FLAIL. &#8212;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13910,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,96,98],"tags":[226],"class_list":["post-822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-as-i-know-it","category-moving-house-hunting","category-waiting","tag-226","wpcat-10-id","wpcat-96-id","wpcat-98-id"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/media\/graphics\/featured-whatisit.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=822"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":825,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions\/825"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13910"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getalifebooks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}