Basil vs Drummer…
Basil: So. Me: No. Basil: Hey. Me: SHUSH. Basil: Listen. Me: No. Basil: The drummer blows out his shoulder so he switches to guitar and the band needs a new drummer. Me: This is sounding familiar. Basil: The band gets a new touring drummer. Romance ensues. Me: Romance with who? Basil: The new drummer and the only girl in the band. Me: This is just Friends of Ledger. Basil: HE’S THE DRUMMER. Me: Sam busts…
