Basil: Whatcha doin’? Me: Looking at house plans. Basil: For which story? Me: Nothing in particular. Just browsing. Basil: Ooh, what’s that one? Me: It’s over seven thousand square feet. Way too big for anything I’m looking for. Basil: I thought you were just browsing. Me: I am. Within reason. Basil: Look at it anyway. Me: Fine. If you’ll shush. Basil: That’s a nice house. Me: It’s fine if you’re looking for something the size…
Basil: Hey! Remember that fanfiction you started a few years ago? Me: Could you be more general? Basil: You KNOW the one. Me: (I’m gonna regret this)……Why? Basil: WHAT. IF. Me: Please don’t. Basil: No, but what if. Me: Stop. Basil: Hear me out. Me: There are already FOUR iterations of that thing. Knock it off. Basil: Here’s number five. Me: Weren’t you hibernating for the winter? Basil: Nah. Winter’s over. I’m here to help…
