Basil vs Well This is Awkward…
Basil: Heavy Metal Drummer and New Years Eve. Me: A Wilco Song and an Overrated Holiday for $1000. Basil: Two Stories You’ve Barely Touched Since I Handed Them To You Yet Again for $100. Me: You just named two different ideas which generally means—. Basil: Combine them. Me: Another fucking hybrid. You really like Frankensteining ideas lately. Basil: Just let it happen. Me: These are not compatible stories. Basil: Yes they are. Me: Okay. Let’s…



