Basil vs Secrets…
Basil: Nowthen. But they have a kid. Me: I…wha…no? Basil: Yes. Me: How? Basil: They’ve been sleeping together for a decade. I think they could manage a kid. Me: No. If she got pregnant in that time frame there wouldn’t be a “now-then” story. He would have pulled his head out of his orifice with the positive test. All of the relationship progress would have happened in the “then” instead of the “now.” Basil: So…
