Nonsequitur Life

Conversations in Geek Love:

You couldn’t have told me that nine years ago?

R: Can I park there? What does that sign say?

S: “Patients with children parking only.”

R: Oh fine then. Whatever.

S: If I have a kid, but don’t have them with me, can I still park there? Technically I’m a patient with a child.

R: I think you need to have the kid with you.

S: Whatever. Just because I don’t have them with me, doesn’t mean I don’t have them.

R: Wait—is there something you need to tell me?

S: I said “what if I have a kid.”

R: I didn’t hear any “what if.”

S: Honey, I need to tell you something. Tyler isn’t a fictional character. He’s real. I actually have a fifteen year old kid.

R: You have a kid you never told me about!?

S: All those storylines about Tyler are just an elaborate way to confess I’ve been hiding my kid the entire time I’ve known you.

R: Oh whatever.

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