Conquest to Woo a Templar…
S: So apparently I made him wait too long to bed him down. Alistair just propositioned me instead.
R: If there was an achievement for the number of different ways to get Alistair into bed—you would totally get it.
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Signs of Intelligent Life…
R: Only you would have a dream about an alien race of dinosaurs that are cute and cuddly—not mean and scaly.
S: Ones that could be won over with belly rubs!
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