S: I can always tell when I’ve been listening to too much Glee music because original versions of songs sound weird. R: I can always tell when you’ve been listening to too much Glee music because you always listen to too much Glee music. S: Touché. — — New Morning Darren Criss
R: I think you need to cleanse your aural palate after that and listen to some Darren Criss. — New Morning Darren Criss
S: Should I sign up for an Instagram account now that I have an Android device? R: Don’t be a douche. (and then I laughed out loud because it’s like he knows me) — — Jesus Was a Test Tube Baby Stage
S: A thirty-three-year-old woman and an eighteen-year-old guy…could it work? R: Honey, you’re not allowed to have an eighteen-year-old boyfriend. S: Dammit. Way to ruin my plans. — — Brand New Me Nine Days
S: I just managed to hit myself in the face with the teabag in my mug. R: So what you’re saying is you just tea-bagged yourself. S: I’m talented. — — I Love You Always Forever Donna Lewis
S: Proactiv Solution is now claiming to be “gentler.” R: Gentler than WHAT? Hydrochloric acid? S: Probably still not quite that gentle. — —
