Oh Spam…

The spam filter on the comments is a priceless feature. Because when there is an influx of spam comments, there is AN INFLUX OF SPAM COMMENTS. And it’s nice to not have to worry about dozens…or hundreds…of useless shit because somebody needs a fucking hobby. When things hit the spam file, I’ll peruse them to make sure something legitimate didn’t get caught, and probably 95% of what’s there is just utter gibberish. But then there… Keep reading…Oh Spam…

Missing in action…

I’ve tried several times to write something, but it just keeps coming out as excessively bitchy. So I delete it and try again. Christmas is one week away. I’m not even trying to pretend that I care. I’m just incredibly…FEH…about any and all holidays that require leaving the house and cramming into someone else’s house with too many other people. And I’m not hosting anything. So don’t ask. Tuesday started the early access for Star… Keep reading…Missing in action…

Teriyaki Chicken…

Years ago my mom got this recipe from my aunt for Teriyaki Chicken. My aunt, if memory serves, got the recipe from a friend native to Japan. Mom made it a few times, and then it got stuffed in the cabinet with all of the other unused recipes. My dad would never touch it with a ten-foot pole, so it was eventually forgotten about. When I was collecting recipes from my mom after we moved,… Keep reading…Teriyaki Chicken…

Someday I will live on a human time clock…

…today is not “someday.” I just don’t even pretend that I am capable of keeping a sleep schedule that somewhat resembles human anymore. I made bacon on Friday. We always make bacon in the oven because it is much easier and far less messy than cooking on the stove top. I was mixing real bacon with turkey bacon and despite cooking at a lower temperature (for less time) I somehow managed to burn some of… Keep reading…Someday I will live on a human time clock…

Sleepless in the bear cave…

Sometime around 4 or 5 yesterday I started to notice a headache creeping in. When Bob got home from work we had errands to run and grabbed Potbelly Sandwiches for dinner. In the middle of Target the pain started getting worse. By the time we were halfway through Costco, I was feeling terribly nauseous and the pain was teetering on the unbearable. I took three Aleve when we got home and collapsed on a bean… Keep reading…Sleepless in the bear cave…