Weapon of choice…

September. Week 129. Is it relevant to still count weeks? I don’t know. Whatever. September 1st hit and the internet proclaimed that SUMMER IS OVER and IT’S FALL and Bitch, it is EIGHTY-SEVEN DEGREES with a heat index of NINETY. The forecast keeps claiming the temperature is going to drop and when that time rolls around, the temperature does not drop. When I can turn off the A/C and the multiple fans for the last… Keep reading…Weapon of choice…

Wait…what?

It’s 11AM. I’ve been up since about 2:30. I’ve washed dishes, vacuumedswept the kitchen floor, baked a cake, made frosting for said cake, and now the dishwasher is running. I even took chicken out of the freezer and set to thaw in the fridge so I am forced to cook it for dinner tonight. I have no idea what the hell is wrong with me either, but now I’m getting a headache that is presenting… Keep reading…Wait…what?

Oh Spam…

The spam filter on the comments is a priceless feature. Because when there is an influx of spam comments, there is AN INFLUX OF SPAM COMMENTS. And it’s nice to not have to worry about dozens…or hundreds…of useless shit because somebody needs a fucking hobby. When things hit the spam file, I’ll peruse them to make sure something legitimate didn’t get caught, and probably 95% of what’s there is just utter gibberish. But then there… Keep reading…Oh Spam…

Searching for lamp posts…

I’m so glad I have a spam filter on the comments on this thing. That way I don’t have to wade through a fuckton of notifications when I get several dozen gibberish spam comments at once because people need a fucking hobby. I can just do a mass delete whenever I happen to notice, hey, there’s a fuckton of spam comments waiting to be deleted. This arrived on my doorstep yesterday. Bob and I each… Keep reading…Searching for lamp posts…

The Spam Files: Wow…WoW…

I don’t know how many emails I’ve gotten now about my Battle.net account, asking me to verify my information for one reason or another. I don’t even have a Battle.net account. Bob and I quit playing WoW before Blizzard made the switch. Bob hasn’t received a single [spam] email regarding his Battle.net account. Probably because he doesn’t have a blog (or twelve) connected to his email address wherein he talks about playing WoW. This little… Keep reading…The Spam Files: Wow…WoW…

The Spam Files: Western Union What?

a.) I have never in my life used Western Union for anything. b.) I don’t think WU uses YAHOO! as their email server. c.) I am not an idiot. d.) Somebody out there is dumb enough to fall for this shit. And that is scary and sad. [sic] from: Anniversary < wwwuuuvvv@hotmail.com > reply-to: wuamt@consultant.com to: date: Fri, Aug 27, 2010 at 6:28 AM subject: Thank you for using Western Union! signed-by: yahoo.com Dear Sir… Keep reading…The Spam Files: Western Union What?