it's a convoluted mess
At a recent doctor appointment, Bob went with me and accompanied me into the actual appointment. The tech asked, “Who’s this you’re bringing with you?” I told her he was my husband. She smiled and said something to the effect of, “Oh okay! He just looks so young. I had to make sure he wasn’t your son. I don’t think you want your son in on this appointment.” Record scratch. ‘Scuse me? My son? I… Keep reading…Turning day to night…
Did I really just get an email (a form email, but an email nonetheless) pitching for me to join my blog with some social blogging site? Seriously? *snerk* Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaahaaaa…ha…ha…ha… Ha. Ha. No. I don’t think so. — Run Matt Nathanson
Saturday on our way home, we picked up dinner and took time to sit down and eat before we unpacked the car. Things trailed from the living room up the stairs to the bedroom. We changed into pajamas and took a nap. When we woke up, we slothed our way to the loft and turned on our computers for the first time since shutting them down six days before. I scrolled to the bottom of… Keep reading…Sweeter than sour…
Every so often I get this trembly-shivery-thing happening. I shiver like I am frozen to the bone even when I’m not actually cold. What is this fresh hell? By happenstance, not that long ago, I was reading an article about anxiety—more specifically Generalized Anxiety Disorder—and it described twitching and trembling as a symptom. It got me thinking about the shaky-trembly bullshit I deal with and I think I solved the mystery. At least in part…. Keep reading…Let me prove it to ya…
Last night I got three hours of sleep. It was broken into 1-hour segments, interrupted by really bizarre dreams. I can’t remember what the first two were, but I remember feeling somewhat disturbed while trying to get back to sleep. The third dream, however, stuck because when I woke up from that one, my brain was all, “Fuck this, I’m not going back to sleep again.” So I got out of bed and had sufficient… Keep reading…What kind of noise does a platypus make anyway?
It occurs to me that I have no idea what the population of the city I live in actually is. There are three cities that all have the same zip code and all of them have the exact same population number on their city-limit signs. So combining the three there are 18-some thousand people? Is that what that means? But how many are just in my city? This is the type of crap my mind… Keep reading…Population: Me…