Fever-dream tangerine sweat…

I don’t know, ask Pete Wentz. Fever-dream tangerine sweat sounds like a review of Panic‘s Viva Las Vengeance album. *ahem* This is only about half as long as that monstrosity. And probably makes even less sense. Anyway. Clearing out my brain. And by brain I mean…well…my actual brain but also my writing folder. Same difference really. Regardless, not a pretty task. Writing about writing…folders. Twice in the history of this blog, I went through and… Keep reading…Fever-dream tangerine sweat…

Everything collides…

If I dug deep enough through the archives, I could probably find a good half dozen times I’ve written about this before. (Let’s be realistic, there’s probably far more than that.) (Effin Birds by Aaron Reynolds) Listen, Bird… Here’s a peek into my demented brain. Whenever I write about writing, my brain is constantly telling me DON’T REVEAL TOO MANY DETAILS about whatever story I’m talking about. Like somebody might stumble across the post and… Keep reading…Everything collides…

Brand new face…

It’s April 1st. We’ll just pretend the 1st doesn’t really exist because people are somehow even more unfathomably stupid and gullible every gad damn year on this date and I just want them all to go away. Right then. Last week we hit sixty degrees and it was fantastic. Temperatures have been mostly in the forties and fifties allowing for the occasional open window. It’s HOODIE WEATHER. On the first day of spring it was… Keep reading…Brand new face…

On until the lion fades…

Hey. Guess what?     Happy March. Or something.   — Top 10 Most Played Artists for February 2019… 1.) Splender … 306 plays 2.) Nine Days … 266 plays 3.) Tonic … 176 plays 4.) Matt Nathanson … 173 plays 5.) Toad The Wet Sprocket … 168 plays 6.) Gavin DeGraw … 121 plays 7.) O.A.R. … 95 plays 8.) Andy Grammer … 63 plays 9.) Parachute … 61 plays 10.) Sister Hazel …… Keep reading…On until the lion fades…

On and on forever…

Listen. We’ve been over this. It’s pretty much a requirement as a native Minnesotan to incessantly talk about the weather. It snowed again yesterday. There’s supposed to be more snow this weekend. No leaks yet, but half the people who have reported them are in our specific building of six units, forging the theory that it’s not mere coincidence, but a product of being the last building constructed by a company on the verge of… Keep reading…On and on forever…

The rain will always follow…

Hey, how ’bout that Polar Vortex eh? JFC. It’s normal to have sub-zero temperatures around here in the winter, but the fifty-below wind chills aren’t quite that common. And ye gods it is effing cold. And now, after three full days of DON’T GO OUTSIDE OR YOU’LL DIE, it’s going to be above freezing all weekend complete with RAIN. There is going to be a 60-degree difference in temperature in a matter of three days…. Keep reading…The rain will always follow…