So insincere…

Don't Breath The Air.

And here I thought… Oh, my March Last.fm lead-in is getting posted on April 30th, I’ll just get the April post up right away on May 1st. And now it’s May 31st. Will the May lead-in hit before June 30th? Time will tell. Will I get back to writing posts that are not just a lead-in to the monthly Last.fm stats? Probably, but not this one. We’re under an air quality alert until Monday because… Keep reading…So insincere…

Beyond control…

He's like...seventy-five percent noggin...

December. Right then. Wednesday morning after Bob went downstairs to work, I went back to sleep. Like I do. Approximately two hours later, I was ripped from sleep by the loudest fucking alarm I have ever heard in my life. At first I thought it was an Amber Alert on my phone, but I quickly realized that was not the case. It took a few more seconds for my head to clear enough to realize… Keep reading…Beyond control…

Amidst the broad daylight…

I did a thing...

October. The forecast is toying with my emotions. 65 | 80 | 67 | 70 | 81 | 65 | 69 | 77 | 80 | 82 | 79 So on. So forth. We’re also under a Critical Fire Weather Watch because we haven’t had any rain. Meanwhile the south east section of the country is drowning. It’s fine. Everything’s fine. Anyway. I did a thing. What is it? It’s a bag of hair. Kinda… Keep reading…Amidst the broad daylight…

Got no shame…

She doesn't remember she already wrote this anyway...

Yesterday post-work we went grocery shopping and realized it was only 66 degrees outside with low humidity. When we got home, I turned off the A/C and opened the windows and the cool, fresh air in my house was a shot of adrenaline dopamine I didn’t know I needed when I had a headache that was trying its best to turn into a migraine. I woke up with a full-blown migraine this morning (the first… Keep reading…Got no shame…

Don’t watch it turn…

Dramatic Unicorn is Dramatic.

We made it to June without having to turn on the air conditioning. If the forecast is accurate, it won’t be long before we do need A/C, but it’s still some kind of victory and I’ll take it. Anyroad. You know what’s great? A warranty issue on day two with a brand new computer. You know what’s even better? A warranty issue on day ONE with the REPLACEMENT computer. It has been A TIME over… Keep reading…Don’t watch it turn…

Watching the wrong board…

We are getting wet and wild this weekend...

It is, as I type this, eighty-one degrees outside. It’s 30% humidity, windy, and we are under a Critical Fire Weather Watch. Yesterday I saw a news headline that claimed Minnesota has “no more signs of drought” because it rained last week. Makes sense. One of the bathroom faucets has a drip that keeps getting progressively worse and the handle is getting floppier by the day. Our kitchen faucet did that once upon a time…. Keep reading…Watching the wrong board…