Bob started a new Cyberpunk 2077 play through. They just released a major update that reworked practically everything about it, so it’s kind of like playing a brand new game. There is also a new expansion story coming out, so he’s excited about that.
Meanwhile, I’m still laughing about the first time he played the game when it first came out.
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It’s the thought that counts…
R: I like this game. I found a pile of dildos!
S: Oh. Well then.
R: You can disassemble them to make a gun.
S: How do you disassemble a dildo?
R: You press triangle.
S: Obviously.
R: Come see the dildo! I saved one so I can show it to you!
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But don’t tell anyone…
R: I found an NDA.
S: Just lying on the ground?
R: I can make a gun out of that.
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Bet on it…
R: Found a damaged poker chip.
S: Damaged poker chip.
R: Hey, I can make a gun out of that.
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Sounds…loud…
R: Ooh. Guitar pick.
S: What are you gonna do with that?
R: Make a gun.
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We’ve been over this…
R: I’m gonna break this baseball bat.
S: Break it? How do you break a baseball bat?
R: Or disassemble it. Same thing.
S: How do you disassemble a baseball bat?
R: Same way you disassemble a machete.
S: How do you disassemble a machete?
R: Same way you disassemble a steel pipe.
S: How do you disassemble a steel pipe?
R: YOU HOLD THE TRIANGLE BUTTON.
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(I Really Want to Stay At Your House by Rosa Walton)
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I Really Want to Stay At Your House Rosa Walton |