So we found out yesterday that the wall needs to be fixed by MONDAY. We were originally told the 10th. That loses us 2 days.
So Bob was playing phone-tag half the day trying to get things lined up for this weekend with the kid who’s going to fix the wall.
I say “kid” because I’m pretty sure he’s barely old enough to drive much less be reconstructing the wall and gaping hole in my ceiling.
But anyway.
He was supposed to show up today to take measurements and figure out what supplies he needs to do the work. He told Bob he’d be here “late morning” and Bob told him to call roughly an hour in advance to give me notice.
It’s after 2:00 and he never called and hasn’t shown up. Bob called me to see if I’d heard anything…nope…and then called Kid Construction to see what’s up.
Oh. He’s going to show up tomorrow around 8:30 in the morning to do the work.
You couldn’t call and tell us that? Instead just leave us waiting around for you to show up today and then show up unannounced at 8:30 on Saturday morning?
Head.
Desk.
Whatever. Just as long as it’s DONE by Monday so we can get the appraiser out here for re-inspection and not fuck up our closing on FRIDAY.
Oh ye gods.
Nothing better screw this up or I WILL start stabbing people with sharp objects.
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