Java Update is the Navi of software updates.
JU: Hey! Java Update.
Me: Not right now. Busy.
JU: HEY! Java Update!
Me: Later, please.
JU: HEY! HEY! JAVA UPDATE!
Me: For the love of—I said, LATER.
JU: HEYJAVAUPDATE! YOU SHOULD UPDATE JAVA ZOMGRIGHTNAO BEFORE SUMONE DIES ZOMG!!!!1!!!!111!
Me: FINE. Do your fucking update already.
JU: This software is already installed.
Me: Jezuz H. Roman are you effing kidding me?
JU: Yahoo Toolbar?
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