Category: wait-what

What kind of noise does a platypus make anyway?

Sara

Last night I got three hours of sleep. It was broken into 1-hour segments, interrupted by really bizarre dreams. I can’t remember what the first two were, but I remember feeling somewhat disturbed while trying to get back to sleep. The third dream, however, stuck because when I woke up from that one, my brain was all, “Fuck this, I’m not going back to sleep again.” So I got out of bed and had sufficient… Keep reading…What kind of noise does a platypus make anyway?

Wait…what?

Sara

It’s 11AM. I’ve been up since about 2:30. I’ve washed dishes, vacuumedswept the kitchen floor, baked a cake, made frosting for said cake, and now the dishwasher is running. I even took chicken out of the freezer and set to thaw in the fridge so I am forced to cook it for dinner tonight. I have no idea what the hell is wrong with me either, but now I’m getting a headache that is presenting… Keep reading…Wait…what?

I R Smrt…

Sara

When I got my new laptop with shiny Windows 7, I was highly disappointed that my 3D Home Architect program was no longer usable. It’s a program from somewhere in the vicinity of 1995. Windows 7 just ain’t gonna run that shit. Yes, I am well aware Windows 7 has a virtual WXP function that can run old programs. That’s in W7 Professional. I have W7 Home. So, after batting my eyelashes, I got a… Keep reading…I R Smrt…

I now pronounce you: doomed to fail…

Sara

I’ve been to a good number of weddings by this point in my life. Most of them Christian based, a handful civil, all of them lovely, despite my aversion to this thing called “religion.” Because even though I don’t share in the same belief structure, I can appreciate and respect what people choose for their own individual marriage ceremonies. Even if Kermit the Priest did tell Peggy and Greg they were marrying into a forever… Keep reading…I now pronounce you: doomed to fail…