I’m pretty sure many, if not most, women would be downright offended if their husbands told them they were getting them an elliptical machine for their birthday. But I pride myself on NOT being a typical woman. Also, I’ve been whining about being fat and wanting an elliptical machine for MONTHS. We figured we’d invest in a machine eventually, after we paid off our current big bills—the furniture, the credit card that covered so many… Keep reading…And then I keeled over and died…