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S: I like my narrative better. R: You need a new joke. S: New? I’ve used it TWICE. R: EXACTLY. S: Hey listen. R: Go on. S: We all know how I feel about dead horses. R: No. We don’t. S: Yes we do. R: No. I’m sure there are a few of your critters who haven’t heard yet. — He makes me laugh. Every single day. Fourteen years. This past year has been impossibly… Keep reading…Fourteen…
March. Alright then. … Closing Time came out 25 years ago today. First of all, rude. Second, this means that this June marks twenty-five years since I graduated high school. Third, Hunter turned 25 years old in January. As I said, RUDE. … Last weekend marked four months since Joe died. We got together at my parents’ house on Saturday to celebrate my dad’s 80th birthday (the 5th). EIGHTY. Neither of my parents are interested… Keep reading…Move it to the exits…
Do you own a car? Did you finance it? Is it paid off? Make sure you have both your title AND your lien release and put them in a safe place that’s easy to find when it comes time to relinquish said car. Anyway. Here’s a disastrous wall of text… I got my driver’s license roughly two months shy of my 23rd birthday. I had my license for a month when I bought my very… Keep reading…The part where it’s over…
A baker’s dozen. I send him Dinosaur and Foxes in Love comics over Discord. He drops inside jokes to his FFXIV raid group that they don’t get to make me laugh. We are bad at adult responsibilities and good at shameless inanity. He is the calm center of my hurricane mind. I still marvel at how it is possible to love one human being SO. FUCKING. MUCH. — Did…did he just…quote song lyrics at me?… Keep reading…Thirteen…
It is 80-some-odd-fucking degrees. We had to turn the A/C back on because it was humid and gross in the house. It’s September 30th. In Minnesota. Snow in April is normal. Air conditioning at the end of September is not. Week 80. FNEH. We had two separate four-day weekends in September. Bob took an extra day for Labor Day and then Friday/Monday for the weekend of our anniversary. The Friday of that weekend we actually… Keep reading…Hey shut-up…
R: If [Ladyhawke] happened to us, we’d be a penguin and a bear. S: — Way back in the beginning of our relationship we spent a lot of time just watching movies. (And also pausing a lot of movies to make out for awhile because new relationship, wild hormones, yadda, yadda, yadda.) We don’t watch nearly as many movies as we used to. (Nor do we stop them to make out all the… Keep reading…Twelve…