Do they make ear bleach?
R: I think you need to cleanse your aural palate after that and listen to some Darren Criss. — New Morning Darren Criss
Category: conversations in geek love
Insta–NOPE…
S: Should I sign up for an Instagram account now that I have an Android device? R: Don’t be a douche. (and then I laughed out loud because it’s like he knows me) — — Jesus Was a Test Tube Baby Stage
May or December…
S: A thirty-three-year-old woman and an eighteen-year-old guy…could it work? R: Honey, you’re not allowed to have an eighteen-year-old boyfriend. S: Dammit. Way to ruin my plans. — — Brand New Me Nine Days
Tea bagged…
S: I just managed to hit myself in the face with the teabag in my mug. R: So what you’re saying is you just tea-bagged yourself. S: I’m talented. — — I Love You Always Forever Donna Lewis
Corrosive advertising…
S: Proactiv Solution is now claiming to be “gentler.” R: Gentler than WHAT? Hydrochloric acid? S: Probably still not quite that gentle. — —
That’s just genetic…
NPC: I haven’t slept in weeks… R: Hey—that’s not my fault…Tucker did it. S: Heh…Heh…Heh… R: This is where you say… S: Bow Chicka Bow Wow. — —