On and on forever…

Listen. We’ve been over this. It’s pretty much a requirement as a native Minnesotan to incessantly talk about the weather. It snowed again yesterday. There’s supposed to be more snow this weekend. No leaks yet, but half the people who have reported them are in our specific building of six units, forging the theory that it’s not mere coincidence, but a product of being the last building constructed by a company on the verge of… Keep reading…On and on forever…

Far from over…

We went from a Polar Vortex with “historic” wind chills to the snowiest February on record. It’s like after a few weirdly mild winters Minnesota is all ZOMG I REMEMBER HOW TO WINTER GUYS LET ME SHOW YOU IN CASE YOU FORGOT TOO. And everybody is just Slow your roll, FFS. Remember the blizzards you dumped in April last year? We’ve still got two months here for snow to fall. We’re running out of room… Keep reading…Far from over…

The rain will always follow…

Hey, how ’bout that Polar Vortex eh? JFC. It’s normal to have sub-zero temperatures around here in the winter, but the fifty-below wind chills aren’t quite that common. And ye gods it is effing cold. And now, after three full days of DON’T GO OUTSIDE OR YOU’LL DIE, it’s going to be above freezing all weekend complete with RAIN. There is going to be a 60-degree difference in temperature in a matter of three days…. Keep reading…The rain will always follow…