Nothing to declare…

June 1st. Week 116. It’s only been six days. WTF is happening? I’m distracting myself from swearing about my goddamnmotherfuckingcursed car by fixating on the fact that good ol’ Panic! At the Disco dropped a new song today and announced an album release date for August 19th. (Here’s hoping it’s not some experimental concept album.) I’m kind of annoyed that this is more exciting to me than the new O.A.R. song that dropped two weeks… Keep reading…Nothing to declare…

Run for the hills before they burn…

May. Week…something… 115 It’s Week 115. I had an entire post written, edited it a few dozen times, walked away from it, came back, deleted all of it. Because reasons. I thought I had a few dozen other things to write about, but every time I open this stupid draft it all just goes out the window. Etch-a-Sketch Brain for the mother fucking win. It’s Memorial Day Weekend. Bob took an extra day off so… Keep reading…Run for the hills before they burn…

An ordinary Wednesday night…

And by ordinary I mean, it’s some late hour in the middle of the night and I’m not sleeping. Week 111…ish… It’s the end of April. Weather keeps swinging between hoodie weather and sub-freezing in 24 to 48 hour periods as Minnesota is wont to do. I recently had to be out of the house three days in a row and every single day it was pouring rain and snowing at the same time. It… Keep reading…An ordinary Wednesday night…

As of now there is no ground…

Somewhere in March. Week 106. I think. I keep starting and abandoning this thing because attention spans are for schmucks. People are once again convinced “it’s all over.” This happened last year too and it most definitely was not over. I will be happy to be wrong. But I don’t trust a goddamn thing anymore. (Not that I ever did. Especially when it comes to this Global Fucking Pandemic.) So I’m sticking with the glass-half-empty… Keep reading…As of now there is no ground…

Wait a little bit longer…

February. Week 100. I am so goddamn tired. After a suspiciously long lull in the Bad! News! Every! Where! when it comes to our limited bubble (because fuck the world at large), everything hits in a matter of a week. But even in the age of INFORMATION OVERLOAD, details are scarce, because who needs to know what’s ACTUALLY going on? FNEH. I finally went in for my annual physical Here’s a List of Problems I… Keep reading…Wait a little bit longer…

Every now and then…

January. 2022 It’s the year Soylent Green takes place. I don’t know which reality I’d actually prefer at this point to be perfectly honest. Week 96… AIN’T NO END IN SIGHT, KIDS. *ahem* Anyroad. We’re gonna talk about Final Fantasy XIV… When the Shadowbringers expansion came out in summer of 2019, I had mostly only played the Summoner job because CARBUNCLES. I had partially leveled other jobs for various requirements (when that was still a… Keep reading…Every now and then…