In Star Wars, my companion Blizz the Jawa speaks…Jawa. So unless you follow subtitles, you have no idea what the hell he is actually saying when he talks to you. Except one line. Which is Jawa-speak up until the end where he says, “Copacabana.” Apparently Blizz is a Fanilow. And then I get Copacabana drumming through my head and am forced to break out the track in iTunes and dance around my house singing to…
I used to fill out this year-end survey every year, but haven’t done it for a few years now. It cropped up again in a few places and I thought instead of banging my head against the wall trying to compose a coherent post, I’d just dump this here and be done with it. Because I am all about efficiency. Or laziness. Or something. As it turns out, 2011 (which I inevitably type as 2001…
The spam filter on the comments is a priceless feature. Because when there is an influx of spam comments, there is AN INFLUX OF SPAM COMMENTS. And it’s nice to not have to worry about dozens…or hundreds…of useless shit because somebody needs a fucking hobby. When things hit the spam file, I’ll peruse them to make sure something legitimate didn’t get caught, and probably 95% of what’s there is just utter gibberish. But then there…
I’ve tried several times to write something, but it just keeps coming out as excessively bitchy. So I delete it and try again. Christmas is one week away. I’m not even trying to pretend that I care. I’m just incredibly…FEH…about any and all holidays that require leaving the house and cramming into someone else’s house with too many other people. And I’m not hosting anything. So don’t ask. Tuesday started the early access for Star…
…today is not “someday.” I just don’t even pretend that I am capable of keeping a sleep schedule that somewhat resembles human anymore. I made bacon on Friday. We always make bacon in the oven because it is much easier and far less messy than cooking on the stove top. I was mixing real bacon with turkey bacon and despite cooking at a lower temperature (for less time) I somehow managed to burn some of…
