Ain’t no way around it…

Imploding the Mirage by The Killers

Here we are in the throes of WEEK 24. But really, who’s counting anymore? Everybody. Everybody is counting. Or maybe it’s just me. Anyroad. 1.) Insomnia is back with a vengeance lately. It may or may not have something to do with the fact that last week and this week Bob has had to go into work to cover support for someone who is out on vacation and those duties can’t be done remotely and… Keep reading…Ain’t no way around it…

Pretty ain’t a job…

Sixty-six thousand words...

Week 20… Five months… I haven’t written a real blog post in a very long time. By “real” I mean, a blog post with a lot of words for the sake of a blog post with a lot of words and not these snippet things that are just a lead-in to my monthly Last.fm stats. It’s not for lack of trying…mostly. I’ve started countless drafts that eventually ended up in the trash because it just… Keep reading…Pretty ain’t a job…

More of a relapse…

Just fuck off already, Summer...

Joel’s air conditioner is dead. Again. I have jury duty in August. Summer needs to fuck off already. Those are all different days. In no particular order because I didn’t have enough brain power to pay attention to such things.   — Top 10 Most Played Artists for June 2020… 1.) The Young Veins … 352 plays 2.) Fall Out Boy … 300 plays 3.) The Killers … 245 plays 4.) O.A.R. … 242 plays… Keep reading…More of a relapse…

Run for cover…

Fuck right off with that forecast...

I thought the water pressure in the bathroom sinks was getting weirdly weak, but as it turns out, the aerators were just disgustingly caked with water deposits. So after a few rounds in the Ultrasonic Jewelry Cleaner they’re like brand new. Or as new as a fourteen-year-old faucet can really be. Bob was particularly impressed by the results so we also ran the aerator from the downstairs bathroom and the head from the kitchen faucet… Keep reading…Run for cover…

No one on the radar…

At least there's this...

Apparently it’s May. The 12th according to my computer as I type this. Alright then. I’ll take your word for it. Hell if I know. Every day just smears into the next and the only real distinction between weekdays and weekends is whether or not Bob is working in the living room or playing a game at his desk…or in the living room. Is this really that much different from “normal” times? Not really. But… Keep reading…No one on the radar…

Couldn’t get out…

Carbuncles say FUCKOFF too...

F-BOMBS AHOY!!! So…business as usual. The last thing I ever want to do anymore is write about current events and the horrifying state of the world, but we’re in the middle of an actual fucking GLOBAL PANDEMIC and Minnesota is under a Shelter-In-Place order and you know what? Just fuck everything forever. … Here’s the thing…being relegated to the house 24/7 really hasn’t changed much for me. I don’t leave the house if I don’t… Keep reading…Couldn’t get out…