it's a convoluted mess
Friday morning I woke up with a scratchy throat. It was mild and annoying, but I chalked it up to allergies because we’d had the windows open most of the week and trees are the devil. I expected it to ease up as the day went on, but it actually started to get worse. By late afternoon I felt like I got hit by a bus. But I was in denial and wrote it off… Keep reading…One last cloud…
It’s April 1st. We’ll just pretend the 1st doesn’t really exist because people are somehow even more unfathomably stupid and gullible every gad damn year on this date and I just want them all to go away. Right then. Last week we hit sixty degrees and it was fantastic. Temperatures have been mostly in the forties and fifties allowing for the occasional open window. It’s HOODIE WEATHER. On the first day of spring it was… Keep reading…Brand new face…
Hey. Guess what? Happy March. Or something. — Top 10 Most Played Artists for February 2019… 1.) Splender … 306 plays 2.) Nine Days … 266 plays 3.) Tonic … 176 plays 4.) Matt Nathanson … 173 plays 5.) Toad The Wet Sprocket … 168 plays 6.) Gavin DeGraw … 121 plays 7.) O.A.R. … 95 plays 8.) Andy Grammer … 63 plays 9.) Parachute … 61 plays 10.) Sister Hazel …… Keep reading…On until the lion fades…
Listen. We’ve been over this. It’s pretty much a requirement as a native Minnesotan to incessantly talk about the weather. It snowed again yesterday. There’s supposed to be more snow this weekend. No leaks yet, but half the people who have reported them are in our specific building of six units, forging the theory that it’s not mere coincidence, but a product of being the last building constructed by a company on the verge of… Keep reading…On and on forever…
We went from a Polar Vortex with “historic” wind chills to the snowiest February on record. It’s like after a few weirdly mild winters Minnesota is all ZOMG I REMEMBER HOW TO WINTER GUYS LET ME SHOW YOU IN CASE YOU FORGOT TOO. And everybody is just Slow your roll, FFS. Remember the blizzards you dumped in April last year? We’ve still got two months here for snow to fall. We’re running out of room… Keep reading…Far from over…
Hey, how ’bout that Polar Vortex eh? JFC. It’s normal to have sub-zero temperatures around here in the winter, but the fifty-below wind chills aren’t quite that common. And ye gods it is effing cold. And now, after three full days of DON’T GO OUTSIDE OR YOU’LL DIE, it’s going to be above freezing all weekend complete with RAIN. There is going to be a 60-degree difference in temperature in a matter of three days…. Keep reading…The rain will always follow…