it's a convoluted mess
I was looking for an old graphic file on my hard drive. I ended up falling into a bottomless pit of some ridiculously bad graphics once designed for website pipe dreams gone by. I also found a metric fuckton of web pages, code, and whathaveyou for all of those long-dead website plans. Ten-plus years ago I did not have one flipping clue what I was doing when it came to webdesign. I probably still don’t… Keep reading…Still unwritten…
I started out writing a post and it turned into one giant bitch-fest. I decided to abandon that one. Because while the occasional bitch-fest is therapeutic, that one was fucking obnoxious. I’ve been trying to compose a “real” post for awhile and…I got nothing. Sure I have plenty of things to write about. I just can’t compose a coherent post. So I just don’t write anything. Oh I’ve been writing. I’ve been doing a lot… Keep reading…Don’t wanna dance…
I’m having a hard time liking WordPress. I’m failing to see how it’s so “superior” to everything else like I’ve seen so many people claim. Also, if you’re going to go all, “ZOMG UPDATE YOUR THEME OR YOUR BLOG WILL IMPLODE ZOMG DOOOEEET!!!” on me, don’t override my stylesheet. Because that’s just going to piss me off. It’ll piss me off far more than it should, but it’s going to piss me off nonetheless and… Keep reading…Throw me out like water…
Copying and pasting from other blog/website pipe dreams totally counts as progress so shut up. If it somehow resembles a coherent dialogue, I’M KEEPING IT. Even if it’s old, out-dated, has no relevance to anything around it, whatever. That’s why this is my pipe dream. Have I mentioned recently that Vyvanse makes me all flail-y and high? I have—just likely not in this space. Yet. Vyvanse is an amphetamine and it’s kind of worthless for… Keep reading…Hey look, a current blog post!
If I had clue one about what the hell I’m doing when it comes to designing this freaking website, it wouldn’t be so bloody difficult to pick a given blogging client and plunk the code for the various components into my template and be done with it. Problem is, I don’t actually know what the hell I’m doing. I’ve long said I’m really only a wannabe computer geek. I can fake it like the best… Keep reading…back-dated 05/02/09: this is me being unproductive…
Someday I will get this blog properly formatted and build the rest of the website around it. I don’t have a clue as to when this elusive “someday” might be, but it would be nice if it was sooner than later. I have my CSS code written. I just need to figure out how to fix it to render properly in browsers other than Firefox. Bear wants to work with me on writing PHP code… Keep reading…back-dated 04/03/09: something, someone, someday…